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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Why Not Run Your Family Like a Business?: The "Reformy" Way of Ruining the World!

Feeling inspired by corporate reformers trying to run schools like businesses?  Take it to heart.  Run your family like a business.  Make it a profitable venture and realize:

1.  Love doesn't count for much.  Money makes the world go round.

2.  Children must work to eat.

3.  If Children don't hold up their end of the household expenses, show them the door.  There are public institutions to care for them. 

4.  Children must be fired, if necessary, based on the determinations of a flawless value-added measure of their data.

5.  Children must be subject to constant quality review inspections--which must include their school performance as well as household chores.  Children who excel should receive merit pay above and beyond that of their siblings.  

6.  The data must be publicly displayed and inputted into a computer base where it will sit for all eternity for purposes not entirely known at this time.

7.   As the primary shareholder in the Board of Directors for your family, remember, you are strictly accountable to no one! 

What does it matter if "reform" has rent the fabric of society so long as we rake in money and ace PISA tests?  To hell with our fellow man!  To hell with humanity!

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