Cloning: A Logical Conclusion for the Educational Reformers

Educational Deformers believe that the ideal teacher can be reduced to a formula.  I am sure it will be only a short while before they dissect the DNA of this ideal teacher.  Then, they will seek to replicate it.  Since these reformers have the highest admiration for themselves, they might just as well clone themselves.  They could put their clones in every classroom across the country.  What fun it would be to compile data then!  And when these clones' students don't do well either, how long will it be before they get the brainy idea to clone the ideal student?  Then, everyone would be happy, right?