|Exclusively at Walmart, Baby Alive can be purchased with school voucher in hand. Tell the world your doll is no dummy!|
|"Find the right doll for your little doll." Then find the right school for your little doll. It's as easy as putting a charter school on every corner!|
|Enjoy Transformers this season, accompanied by a free copy of Ms. Moskowitz's Mission Possible. Each transformer now has the capability to convert itself into a charter school!|
With this Nitron Nerf gun in hand, you will be able to join the media in taking aim at public schools. Fire away!
In all seriousness, Happy Thanksgiving 2014!