Whatever Eva Wants, Eva Gets! (From Damn Yankees)

SUNY unanimously gave Eva the green light for fourteen new Success Academies.  With that in mind, here's a song sent out to Ms. Moskowitz:

[EVA]
Whatever Eva wants
Eva gets
And very big school, little Eva wants you
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Resign yourself, Joel Klein  yourself, you're through
I always get what I aim for
And your funds 'n school is what I came for

Whatever Eva wants
Eva gets,
Take off your coat
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule,
I'm irresistible, you school, give in!...Give in!...Give in!

Hello, Joel
It's me
He makes so much
-hold on-that's you
Aaah-haaaaaa
Poo poo pa doop
Peek-a-boo
Yoo-hoo

I always get what I aim for
And your funds 'n school is what I came for
...Eva wants
...Eva gets
...You'll never win
I'm irresistible, you school,
Give in...Give in...Give in.