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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Common Core for Your Head and For Your Headstone

On this Earth Day 2014, why not think about returning back to it? Now, available for immediate purchase, Common-Core Aligned Headstones!  When you die, let the world know whether or not you were college-and-career ready.  For a minimal additional expense, you can add your Common-Core aligned state test scores and/or your salary at time of death to your headstone. With metrics like these, how could St. Peter fail to open those pearly Bill Gates???

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