Little Testing Bubbles

Little bubbles on the test sheet,

Little bubbles made of gobbledygook,

Little bubbles on the test sheet,

Little bubbles all the same.

There's an "A" one and a "B" one

And a "C" one and then a "D" one,

And they're all made out of gobbledygook,

And they all look just the same.

And the students in the schoolrooms

All press down their #2 pencils,

Where they all fill in bubbles,

And they all fail just the same.

And there's truants and special ed.

And native Chinese speakers,

And they're all tested on gobbledygook,

And they all fail just the same.

 

And they all hunt one right answer,

And keep minds dull and pencils sharp,

And they all have nervous teachers,

And the teachers use review books,

And the teachers use Castle Learning,

And then drown in moats of absurdity,

Where they are put in bubbles,

And then come out all the same.

And the boys go into business

And marry and raise a family

In bubbles made of gobbledygook,

And they all look just the same.

There's an "A" one, and a "B" one

And a "C" one and then a "D" one

And they're all made out of gobbledygook

And they all look just the same