Testman (Based on George Harrison's "Taxman")

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one (million) for you, and none for me
'Cause I'm the testman
Yeah, I'm the testman

Should thirty percent be too small
Be thankful I don't fail them all
'Cause I'm the testman
Yeah, I'm the testman

If you fall to sleep,
I'll test your dream.
If you fail to pass,
I'll test your scream.
If you play a sport,
I'll test your team.
If you blow your lid,
I'll test your steam
(Testman)

'Cause I'm the testman
Yeah, I'm the testman

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ha ha, Mr. Duncan)
If you don't want to test some more
(Ha ha, Mr. Klein)
'Cause I'm the testman
Yeah, I'm the testman

Now my advice for those who fail (Testman)
Into your coffin drive a nail.
(Testman)
'Cause I'm the testman
Yeah, I'm the testman
And you're learning for no one but me
(Testman)