There Was a Michelle Rhee

There was an old lady who swallowed a bee

I don't know why she swallowed a bee - perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady who swallowed a test,
With a bad taste, over-erased and hard to digest;
She swallowed the test to catch the bee;
I don't know why she swallowed a bee - Perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady who swallowed a student;
How imprudent to swallow a student.
She swallowed the student to catch the test,
She swallowed the test to catch the bee;
I don't know why she swallowed a bee - Perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady who swallowed a parent;
How errant to swallow a parent!
She swallowed the parent to catch the student,
She swallowed the student to catch the test,
She swallowed the test to catch the bee;
I don't know why she swallowed a bee - Perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady that swallowed a teacher;
What an ugly creature to swallow a teacher;
She swallowed the teacher to catch the parent,
She swallowed the parent to catch the student,
She swallowed the student to catch the test,
She swallowed the test to catch the bee;
I don't know why she swallowed a bee - Perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady who swallowed a union,
It could ruin one to swallow a un-i-on;
She swallowed the union to catch the teacher,
She swallowed the teacher to catch the parent,
She swallowed the parent to catch the student,
She swallowed the student to catch the test,
She swallowed the test to catch the bee;
I don't know why she swallowed a bee - Perhaps she's Michelle Rhee!
There was an old lady who swallowed a democracy...
She's dead, of course!  And so is the hypocrisy!